And I don’t mean the weather. Although it is going up into the 70s here.

I’m referring to the rank of The Girls Next Door episode guide on Amazon. It’s been as high as number 116 on the sales chart thanks, in large part, to the book being seen on the show itself last week in the episode “Glued to the Sets.”

Not that we writers pay any attention to the ranking system on Amazon or Barnes & Noble’s website (where the book has been as high as 34!!!) Nope. Don’t care about those things at all.

But it is a nice way to end the year.

(Oh, I was supposed to be in that episode too, but I mercifully wound up on the cutting room floor. Seriously. MAJOR sigh of relief. Although it was fun being filmed for a reality show. Even though Holly poured a heaping handful of Booberry cereal into my hands as soon as I walked in the dining room. Who wants Booberry cereal in their teeth when they’re being filmed? And when did my life reach a point where I would be worried about cereal in my teeth when I’m being filmed for a reality show at the Playboy Mansion? Sur. Real.)

Of course, The Girls Next Door episode guide is available in actual bookstores as well as the virtual ones. In case anyone’s looking for something to spend those gift cards on.